It is the refreshing sleep of the day. The growing
infirmities of age manifest themselves in nothing
more strongly, than in an inveterate dislike of interruption.
The thing which we are doing, we wish to be permitted
to do. We have neither much knowledge nor devices;
but there are fewer in the place to which we hasten.
We are not willingly put out of our way, even at a
game of nine-pins. While youth was, we had vast
reversions in time future; we are reduced to a present
pittance, and obliged to economise in that article.
We bleed away our moments now as hardly as our ducats.
We cannot bear to have our thin wardrobe eaten and
fretted into by moths. We are willing to barter
our good time with a friend, who gives us in exchange
his own. Herein is the distinction between the
genuine guest and the visitant. This latter takes
your good time, and gives you his bad in exchange.
The guest is domestic to you as your good cat, or
household bird; the visitant is your fly, that flaps
in at your window, and out again, leaving nothing
but a sense of disturbance, and victuals spoiled.
The inferior functions of life begin to move heavily.
We cannot concoct our food with interruptions.
Our chief meal, to be nutritive, must be solitary.
With difficulty we can eat before a guest; and never
understood what the relish of public feasting meant.
Meats have no sapor, nor digestion fair play, in a
crowd. The unexpected coming in of a visitant
stops the machine. There is a punctual generation
who time their calls to the precise commencement of
your dining-hour—not to eat—but
to see you eat. Our knife and fork drop instinctively,
and we feel that we have swallowed our latest morsel.
Others again show their genius, as we have said, in
knocking the moment you have just sat down to a book.
They have a peculiar compassionating sneer, with which
they “hope that they do not interrupt your studies.”
Though they flutter off the next moment, to carry
their impertinences to the nearest student that they
can call their friend, the tone of the book is spoiled;
we shut the leaves, and, with Dante’s lovers,
read no more that day. It were well if the effect
of intrusion were simply co-extensive with its presence;
but it mars all the good hours afterwards. These
scratches in appearance leave an orifice that closes
not hastily. “It is a prostitution of the
bravery of friendship,” says worthy Bishop Taylor,
“to spend it upon impertinent people, who are,
it may be, loads to their families, but can never ease
my loads.” This is the secret of their
gaddings, their visits, and morning calls. They
too have homes, which are—no homes.