he set forth, like some Alexander, upon his great enterprise, “borrowing and to borrow!”

In his periegesis, or triumphant progress throughout this island, it has been calculated that he laid a tythe part of the inhabitants under contribution.  I reject this estimate as greatly exaggerated:—­but having had the honour of accompanying my friend, divers times, in his perambulations about this vast city, I own I was greatly struck at first with the prodigious number of faces we met, who claimed a sort of respectful acquaintance with us.  He was one day so obliging as to explain the phenomenon.  It seems, these were his tributaries; feeders of his exchequer; gentlemen, his good friends (as he was pleased to express himself), to whom he had occasionally been beholden for a loan.  Their multitudes did no way disconcert him.  He rather took a pride in numbering them; and, with Comus, seemed pleased to be “stocked with so fair a herd.”

With such sources, it was a wonder how he contrived to keep his treasury always empty.  He did it by force of an aphorism, which he had often in his mouth, that “money kept longer than three days stinks.”  So he made use of it while it was fresh.  A good part he drank away (for he was an excellent toss-pot), some he gave away, the rest he threw away, literally tossing and hurling it violently from him—­as boys do burrs, or as if it had been infectious,—­into ponds, or ditches, or deep holes,—­inscrutable cavities of the earth;—­or he would bury it (where he would never seek it again) by a river’s side under some bank, which (he would facetiously observe) paid no interest—­but out away from him it must go peremptorily, as Hagar’s offspring into the wilderness, while it was sweet.  He never missed it.  The streams were perennial which fed his fisc.  When new supplies became necessary, the first stranger, was sure to contribute to the deficiency.  For Bigod had an undeniable way with him.  He had a cheerful, open exterior, a quick jovial eye, a bald forehead, just touched with grey (cana fides).  He anticipated no excuse, and found none.  And, waiving for a while my theory as to the great race, I would put it to the most untheorising reader, who may at times have disposable coin in his pocket, whether it is not more repugnant to the kindliness of his nature to refuse such a one as I am describing, than to say no to a poor petitionary rogue (your bastard borrower), who, by his mumping visnomy, tells you, that he expects nothing better; and, therefore, whose preconceived notions and expectations you do in reality so much less shock in the refusal.

When I think of this man; his fiery glow of heart; his swell of feeling; how magnificent, how ideal he was; how great at the midnight hour; and when I compare with him the companions with whom I have associated since, I grudge the saving of a few idle ducats, and think that I am fallen into the society of lenders, and little men.