While we were wringing our coy sprightlinesses for the Post, and writhing under the toil of what is called “easy writing,” Bob Allen, our quondam schoolfellow, was tapping his impracticable brains in a like service for the “Oracle.”  Not that Robert troubled himself much about wit.  If his paragraphs had a sprightly air about them, it was sufficient.  He carried this nonchalance so far at last, that a matter of intelligence, and that no very important one, was not seldom palmed upon his employers for a good jest; for example sake—­“Walking yesterday morning casually down Snow Hill, who should we meet but Mr. Deputy Humphreys! we rejoice to add, that the worthy Deputy appeared to enjoy a good state of health.  We do not remember ever to have seen him look better.” This gentleman, so surprisingly met upon Snow Hill, from some peculiarities in gait or gesture, was a constant butt for mirth to the small paragraph-mongers of the day; and our friend thought that he might have his fling at him with the rest.  We met A. in Holborn shortly after this extraordinary rencounter, which he told with tears of satisfaction in his eyes, and chuckling at the anticipated effects of its announcement next day in the paper.  We did not quite comprehend where the wit of it lay at the time; nor was it easy to be detected, when the thing came out, advantaged by type and letter-press.  He had better have met any thing that morning than a Common Council Man.  His services were shortly after dispensed with, on the plea that his paragraphs of late had been deficient in point.  The one in question, it must be owned, had an air, in the opening especially, proper to awaken curiosity; and the sentiment, or moral, wears the aspect of humanity, and good neighbourly feeling.  But somehow the conclusion was not judged altogether to answer to the magnificent promise of the premises.  We traced our friend’s pen afterwards in the “True Briton,” the “Star,” the “Traveller,”—­from all which he was successively dismissed, the Proprietors having “no further occasion for his services.”  Nothing was easier than to detect him.  When wit failed, or topics ran low, there constantly appeared the following—­“It is not generally known that the three Blue Balls at the Pawnbrokers’ shops are the ancient arms of Lombardy.  The Lombards were the first money-brokers in Europe.” Bob has done more to set the public right on this important point of blazonry, than the whole College of Heralds.

The appointment of a regular wit has long ceased to be a part of the economy of a Morning Paper.  Editors find their own jokes, or do as well without them.  Parson Este, and Topham, brought up the set custom of “witty paragraphs,” first in the “World.”  Boaden was a reigning paragraphist in his day, and succeeded poor Allen in the Oracle.  But, as we said, the fashion of jokes passes away; and it would be difficult to discover in the Biographer of Mrs. Siddons, any traces of that vivacity and fancy which charmed the whole town at the commencement of the present century.  Even the prelusive delicacies of the present writer—­the curt “Astraean allusion”—­would be thought pedantic, and out of date, in these days.