the fountain of light and heat, when their natural
heat was so far decayed: or whether the piecing
out of an old man’s life were worth the pains;
I cannot tell: perhaps the play is not worth the
candle.”—Monsieur Pompone, “French
Ambassador in his (Sir William’s) time at the
Hague,” certifies him, that in his life he had
never heard of any man in France that arrived at a
hundred years of age; a limitation of life which the
old gentleman imputes to the excellence of their climate,
giving them such a liveliness of temper and humour,
as disposes them to more pleasures of all kinds than
in other countries; and moralises upon the matter
very sensibly. The “late Robert Earl of
Leicester” furnishes him with a story of a Countess
of Desmond, married out of England in Edward the Fourth’s
time, and who lived far in King James’s reign.
The “same noble person” gives him an account,
how such a year, in the same reign, there went about
the country a set of morrice-dancers, composed of
ten men who danced, a Maid Marian, and a tabor and
pipe; and how these twelve, one with another, made
up twelve hundred years. “It was not so
much (says Temple) that so many in one small county
(Herefordshire) should live to that age, as that they
should be in vigour and in humour to travel and to
dance.” Monsieur Zulichem, one of his “colleagues
at the Hague,” informs him of a cure for the
gout; which is confirmed by another “Envoy,”
Monsieur Serinchamps, in that town, who had tried
it.—Old Prince Maurice of Nassau recommends
to him the use of hammocks in that complaint; having
been allured to sleep, while suffering under it himself,
by the “constant motion or swinging of those
airy beds.” Count Egmont, and the Rhinegrave
who “was killed last summer before Maestricht,”
impart to him their experiences.
But the rank of the writer is never more innocently
disclosed, than where he takes for granted the compliments
paid by foreigners to his fruit-trees. For the
taste and perfection of what we esteem the best, he
can truly say, that the French, who have eaten his
peaches and grapes at Shene in no very ill year, have
generally concluded that the last are as good as any
they have eaten in France on this side Fontainebleau;
and the first as good as any they have eat in Gascony.
Italians have agreed his white figs to be as good as
any of that sort in Italy, which is the earlier kind
of white fig there; for in the later kind and the
blue, we cannot come near the warm climates, no more
than in the Frontignac or Muscat grape. His orange-trees
too, are as large as any he saw when he was young
in France, except those of Fontainebleau, or what
he has seen since in the Low Countries; except some
very old ones of the Prince of Orange’s.
Of grapes he had the honour of bringing over four
sorts into England, which he enumerates, and supposes
that they are all by this time pretty common among
some gardeners in his neighbourhood, as well as several
persons of quality; for he ever thought all things