for the police, owing to the pressure of social engagements,
another day was fixed, politics permitting. The
entente cordiale extended even in some instances
to the jailers and the bench, and, as in those early
days of the Quaker persecution of which Milton’s
friend, Ellwood, has left record, prisoners sometimes
left their cells for a night to attend to imperative
affairs, or good-naturedly shortened or canceled their
sentences at the pressing solicitation of perturbed
magistrates. Prison was purified by all these
gentle presences, and women criminals profited by the
removal of the abuses they challenged. Holloway
became a home from home, in which beaming wardresses
welcomed old offenders, and to which husbands conducted
erring wives in taxicabs, much as Ellwood and his brethren
marched of themselves from Newgate to Bridewell, explaining
to the astonished citizens of London that their word
was their keeper. A suffragette’s word
stood higher than consols, and the war-game was played
cards on table. True, there were brutal interludes
when Home Secretaries lost their heads, or hysterical
magistrates their sense of justice, or when the chivalrous
constabulary of Westminster was replaced by Whitechapel
police, dense to the courtesies of the situation;
but even these tragedies were transfused by its humors,
by the subtle duel of woman’s wit and man’s
lumbering legalism. The hunger-strike itself,
with all its grim horrors and heroisms, was like the
plot of a Gilbertian opera. It placed the Government
on the horns of an Irish bull. Either the law
must kill or torture prisoners condemned for mild
offenses, or it must permit them to dictate their
own terms of durance. The criminal code, whose
dignity generations of male rebels could not impair,
the whole array of warders, lawyers, judges, juries,
and policemen, which all the scorn of a Tolstoy could
not shrivel, shrank into a laughing-stock. And
the comedy of the situation was complicated and enhanced
by the fact that the Home Office, so far from being
an Inquisition, was more or less tenanted by sympathizers
with Female Suffrage, and that a Home Secretary who
secretly admired the quixotry of the hunger-strikers
was forced to feed them forcibly. He must either
be denounced by the suffragettes as a Torquemada or
by the public as an incapable. Bayard himself
could not have coped with the position. There
was no place like the Home Office, and its administrators,
like the Governors of the Gold Coast, had to be relieved
at frequent intervals. As for the police, their
one aim in life became to avoid arresting suffragettes.