“It seems to me
quite like a bore,
To have to enter by
the door.”
He was so used to sailing down the chimney!
The door opened for him and there stood Bunny and Susan. Snubby Nose and Tippy Toes danced up to him and told him how Bushy-Tail had tried to get in.
Grandpa Grumbles shook his green umbrella fiercely and said,
“He will not come
this way again,
Either in sunshine or
in rain.”
Then Bunny and Susan and Snubby Nose and Tippy Toes begged Grandpa Grumbles to tell what had become of Bushy-Tail, but Grandpa Grumbles would only say,
“I am so deaf
’tis hard to hear,
Come, speak a little
louder, dear.”
Then Bunny spoke into his right ear, and Susan spoke into his left ear, and asked him to tell where he had left Bushy-Tail.
Grandpa Grumbles shook his head and said,
“Bunny and Susan,
what do you say?
I am so old and deaf
to-day.”
Then Snubby Nose cried into his right ear, and Tippy Toes cried into his left ear, but Grandpa Grumbles only said,
“I can’t
hear, my deafness grows;
Ask the umbrella, for
it knows.”
Then the Cotton-Tails asked the umbrella what had become of Bushy-Tail and the umbrella said,
“Bushy-Tail went
swimming away,
But he’ll come
back in a year and a day.”
“Oh” and “Ah” and “Oh” and “Ah,” cried all the little Cotton-Tails, “Bushy-Tail is swimming away is he?”
They all went merrily to bed.
CHAPTER VIII
The next morning Grandpa Grumbles called out,
“The Cotton-Tails
are all in bed,
Every one is a sleepy-head.”
“My fur and whiskers, we have overslept,” said Bunny Cotton-Tail. “It is nine o’clock by my little silver watch.”
“Bless my buttons,” cried Susan, “I meant to get up and get breakfast.”
Tippy Toes was the first down stairs after Grandpa Grumbles. He danced this way and he danced that way, and set the table for breakfast.
Grandpa Grumbles had a fine breakfast ready. They all sat down except Snubby Nose. Grandpa Grumbles said,
“Where is Snubby
Nose? ’tis plain,
He must have gone to
sleep again.”
Now, what do you suppose happened next? Grandpa Grumbles went upstairs and took Snubby Nose by the feet and dragged him out of bed. He made him dress in a hurry and come down to breakfast! All the time Snubby Nose cried and he screamed and he howled!
Bunny and Susan and Grandpa Grumbles soon finished their breakfast. They went for a walk but Tippy Toes sat at the table and said, “Oh, Snubby Nose, why do you cry so much? I have just as ugly a nose as you have.”
Then Snubby Nose stopped crying. He stared at Tippy Toes. Sure enough, Tippy Toes had a very ugly nose.