“In reference,” proceeds the Chancellor, still on Jarndyce and Jarndyce, “to the young girl—­”

“Begludship’s pardon—­boy,” says Mr. Tangle prematurely.  “In reference,” proceeds the Chancellor with extra distinctness, “to the young girl and boy, the two young people”—­Mr. Tangle crushed—­ “whom I directed to be in attendance to-day and who are now in my private room, I will see them and satisfy myself as to the expediency of making the order for their residing with their uncle.”

Mr. Tangle on his legs again.  “Begludship’s pardon—­dead.”

“With their”—­Chancellor looking through his double eye-glass at the papers on his desk—­“grandfather.”

“Begludship’s pardon—­victim of rash action—­brains.”

Suddenly a very little counsel with a terrific bass voice arises, fully inflated, in the back settlements of the fog, and says, “Will your lordship allow me?  I appear for him.  He is a cousin, several times removed.  I am not at the moment prepared to inform the court in what exact remove he is a cousin, but he is a cousin.”

Leaving this address (delivered like a sepulchral message) ringing in the rafters of the roof, the very little counsel drops, and the fog knows him no more.  Everybody looks for him.  Nobody can see him.

“I will speak with both the young people,” says the Chancellor anew, “and satisfy myself on the subject of their residing with their cousin.  I will mention the matter to-morrow morning when I take my seat.”

The Chancellor is about to bow to the bar when the prisoner is presented.  Nothing can possibly come of the prisoner’s conglomeration but his being sent back to prison, which is soon done.  The man from Shropshire ventures another remonstrative “My lord!” but the Chancellor, being aware of him, has dexterously vanished.  Everybody else quickly vanishes too.  A battery of blue bags is loaded with heavy charges of papers and carried off by clerks; the little mad old woman marches off with her documents; the empty court is locked up.  If all the injustice it has committed and all the misery it has caused could only be locked up with it, and the whole burnt away in a great funeral pyre—­why so much the better for other parties than the parties in Jarndyce and Jarndyce!

CHAPTER II

In Fashion

It is but a glimpse of the world of fashion that we want on this same miry afternoon.  It is not so unlike the Court of Chancery but that we may pass from the one scene to the other, as the crow flies.  Both the world of fashion and the Court of Chancery are things of precedent and usage:  oversleeping Rip Van Winkles who have played at strange games through a deal of thundery weather; sleeping beauties whom the knight will wake one day, when all the stopped spits in the kitchen shall begin to turn prodigiously!