“Just so, sir,” returns Mr. Snagsby; “I was sure you would feel it yourself and would excuse the reasonableness of my feelings when coupled with the known excitableness of my little woman.  You see, the foreign female—­which you mentioned her name just now, with quite a native sound I am sure—­caught up the word Snagsby that night, being uncommon quick, and made inquiry, and got the direction and come at dinner-time.  Now Guster, our young woman, is timid and has fits, and she, taking fright at the foreigner’s looks—­which are fierce—­and at a grinding manner that she has of speaking—­which is calculated to alarm a weak mind—­gave way to it, instead of bearing up against it, and tumbled down the kitchen stairs out of one into another, such fits as I do sometimes think are never gone into, or come out of, in any house but ours.  Consequently there was by good fortune ample occupation for my little woman, and only me to answer the shop.  When she did say that Mr. Tulkinghorn, being always denied to her by his employer (which I had no doubt at the time was a foreign mode of viewing a clerk), she would do herself the pleasure of continually calling at my place until she was let in here.  Since then she has been, as I began by saying, hovering, hovering, sir”—­Mr. Snagsby repeats the word with pathetic emphasis—­“in the court.  The effects of which movement it is impossible to calculate.  I shouldn’t wonder if it might have already given rise to the painfullest mistakes even in the neighbours’ minds, not mentioning (if such a thing was possible) my little woman.  Whereas, goodness knows,” says Mr. Snagsby, shaking his head, “I never had an idea of a foreign female, except as being formerly connected with a bunch of brooms and a baby, or at the present time with a tambourine and earrings.  I never had, I do assure you, sir!”

Mr. Tulkinghorn had listened gravely to this complaint and inquires when the stationer has finished, “And that’s all, is it, Snagsby?”

“Why yes, sir, that’s all,” says Mr. Snagsby, ending with a cough that plainly adds, “and it’s enough too—­for me.”

“I don’t know what Mademoiselle Hortense may want or mean, unless she is mad,” says the lawyer.

“Even if she was, you know, sir,” Mr. Snagsby pleads, “it wouldn’t be a consolation to have some weapon or another in the form of a foreign dagger planted in the family.”

“No,” says the other.  “Well, well!  This shall be stopped.  I am sorry you have been inconvenienced.  If she comes again, send her here.”

Mr. Snagsby, with much bowing and short apologetic coughing, takes his leave, lightened in heart.  Mr. Tulkinghorn goes upstairs, saying to himself, “These women were created to give trouble the whole earth over.  The mistress not being enough to deal with, here’s the maid now!  But I will be short with this jade at least!”