“He is ours, Jobling, and I am acquainted with him,” Mr. Guppy retorts.  “Well, sir!  I have lately become better acquainted with him through some accidental circumstances that have made me a visitor of his in private life.  Those circumstances it is not necessary to offer in argument.  They may—­or they may not—­have some reference to a subject which may—­or may not—­have cast its shadow on my existence.”

As it is Mr. Guppy’s perplexing way with boastful misery to tempt his particular friends into this subject, and the moment they touch it, to turn on them with that trenchant severity about the chords in the human mind, both Mr. Jobling and Mr. Smallweed decline the pitfall by remaining silent.

“Such things may be,” repeats Mr. Guppy, “or they may not be.  They are no part of the case.  It is enough to mention that both Mr. and Mrs. Snagsby are very willing to oblige me and that Snagsby has, in busy times, a good deal of copying work to give out.  He has all Tulkinghorn’s, and an excellent business besides.  I believe if our mutual friend Smallweed were put into the box, he could prove this?”

Mr. Smallweed nods and appears greedy to be sworn.

“Now, gentlemen of the jury,” says Mr. Guppy, “—­I mean, now, Jobling—­you may say this is a poor prospect of a living.  Granted.  But it’s better than nothing, and better than enlistment.  You want time.  There must be time for these late affairs to blow over.  You might live through it on much worse terms than by writing for Snagsby.”

Mr. Jobling is about to interrupt when the sagacious Smallweed checks him with a dry cough and the words, “Hem!  Shakspeare!”

“There are two branches to this subject, Jobling,” says Mr. Guppy.  “That is the first.  I come to the second.  You know Krook, the Chancellor, across the lane.  Come, Jobling,” says Mr. Guppy in his encouraging cross-examination-tone, “I think you know Krook, the Chancellor, across the lane?”

“I know him by sight,” says Mr. Jobling.

“You know him by sight.  Very well.  And you know little Flite?”

“Everybody knows her,” says Mr. Jobling.

“Everybody knows her.  Very well.  Now it has been one of my duties of late to pay Flite a certain weekly allowance, deducting from it the amount of her weekly rent, which I have paid (in consequence of instructions I have received) to Krook himself, regularly in her presence.  This has brought me into communication with Krook and into a knowledge of his house and his habits.  I know he has a room to let.  You may live there at a very low charge under any name you like, as quietly as if you were a hundred miles off.  He’ll ask no questions and would accept you as a tenant at a word from me—­ before the clock strikes, if you chose.  And I tell you another thing, Jobling,” says Mr. Guppy, who has suddenly lowered his voice and become familiar again, “he’s an extraordinary old chap—­always rummaging among a litter of papers and grubbing away at teaching himself to read and write, without getting on a bit, as it seems to me.  He is a most extraordinary old chap, sir.  I don’t know but what it might be worth a fellow’s while to look him up a bit.”