“Master at home?”

Guster is minding the shop, for the ’prentices take tea in the kitchen with Mr. and Mrs. Snagsby; consequently, the robe-maker’s two daughters, combing their curls at the two glasses in the two second-floor windows of the opposite house, are not driving the two ’prentices to distraction as they fondly suppose, but are merely awakening the unprofitable admiration of Guster, whose hair won’t grow, and never would, and it is confidently thought, never will.

“Master at home?” says Mr. Tulkinghorn.

Master is at home, and Guster will fetch him.  Guster disappears, glad to get out of the shop, which she regards with mingled dread and veneration as a storehouse of awful implements of the great torture of the law—­a place not to be entered after the gas is turned off.

Mr. Snagsby appears, greasy, warm, herbaceous, and chewing.  Bolts a bit of bread and butter.  Says, “Bless my soul, sir!  Mr. Tulkinghorn!”

“I want half a word with you, Snagsby.”

“Certainly, sir!  Dear me, sir, why didn’t you send your young man round for me?  Pray walk into the back shop, sir.”  Snagsby has brightened in a moment.

The confined room, strong of parchment-grease, is warehouse, counting-house, and copying-office.  Mr. Tulkinghorn sits, facing round, on a stool at the desk.

“Jarndyce and Jarndyce, Snagsby.”

“Yes, sir.”  Mr. Snagsby turns up the gas and coughs behind his hand, modestly anticipating profit.  Mr. Snagsby, as a timid man, is accustomed to cough with a variety of expressions, and so to save words.

“You copied some affidavits in that cause for me lately.”

“Yes, sir, we did.”

“There was one of them,” says Mr. Tulkinghorn, carelessly feeling—­ tight, unopenable oyster of the old school!—­in the wrong coat-pocket, “the handwriting of which is peculiar, and I rather like.  As I happened to be passing, and thought I had it about me, I looked in to ask you—­but I haven’t got it.  No matter, any other time will do.  Ah! here it is!  I looked in to ask you who copied this.”

“Who copied this, sir?” says Mr. Snagsby, taking it, laying it flat on the desk, and separating all the sheets at once with a twirl and a twist of the left hand peculiar to lawstationers.  “We gave this out, sir.  We were giving out rather a large quantity of work just at that time.  I can tell you in a moment who copied it, sir, by referring to my book.”

Mr. Snagsby takes his book down from the safe, makes another bolt of the bit of bread and butter which seemed to have stopped short, eyes the affidavit aside, and brings his right forefinger travelling down a page of the book, “Jewby—­Packer—­Jarndyce.”

“Jarndyce!  Here we are, sir,” says Mr. Snagsby.  “To be sure!  I might have remembered it.  This was given out, sir, to a writer who lodges just over on the opposite side of the lane.”