Dup’d by these arts, Dorus to manhood
rose,
Nor dream’d of aught more comely
than his Nose,
Till Love, whose pow’r ev’n
Princes have confest,
Claim’d the soft empire o’er
his youthful breast.
Fair Claribel was she who caused his care;
A neighb’ring Monarch’s daughter,
and sole heir.
For beauteous Claribel his bosom burn’d;
The beauteous Claribel his flame return’d;
Deign’d with kind words his passion
to approve,
Met his soft vows, and yielded love for
love.
If in her mind some female pangs arose
At sight (and who can blame her?) of his
Nose.
Affection made her willing to be blind;
She loved him for the beauties of his
mind;
And in his lustre, and his royal race,
Contented sunk—one feature
of his face.
Blooming to sight, and lovely to behold,
Herself was cast in Beauty’s richest
mould;
Sweet female majesty her person deck’d,
Her face an angel’s—save
for one defect—
Wise Nature, who to Dorus over kind,
A length of nose too liberal had assign’d,
As if with us poor mortals to make sport,
Had giv’n to Claribel a nose too
short:
But turned up with a sort of modest grace;
It took not much of beauty from her face;
And subtle Courtiers, who their Prince’s
mind
Still watch’d, and turned about
with every wind,
Assur’d the Prince, that though
man’s beauty owes
Its charm to a majestic length of nose,
The excellence of Woman (softer creature)
Consisted in the shortness of that feature.
Few arguments were wanted to convince
The already more than half persuaded Prince;
Truths, which we hate, with slowness we
receive,
But what we wish to credit, soon believe.
The Princess’s affections being
gain’d,
What but her Sire’s approval now
remain’d?
Ambassadors with solemn pomp are sent
To win the aged Monarch to consent
(Seeing their States already were allied)
That Dorus might have Claribel to bride.
Her Royal Sire, who wisely understood
The match propos’d was for both
kingdoms’ good,
Gave his consent; and gentle Claribel
With weeping bids her Father’s court
farewell.
With gallant pomp, and numerous array,
Dorus went forth to meet her on her way;
But when the Princely pair of lovers met,
Their hearts on mutual gratulations set,
Sudden the Enchanter from the ground arose,
(The same who prophesied the Prince’s
nose)
And with rude grasp, unconscious of her
charms,
Snatch’d up the lovely Princess
in his arms,
Then bore her out of reach of human eyes,
Up in the pathless regions of the skies.
Bereft of her that was his only care,
Dorus resign’d his soul to wild
despair;
Resolv’d to leave the land that
gave him birth,
And seek fair Claribel throughout the
earth.
Mounting his horse, he gives the beast