these shrink from the first appearance of a reverse;
such summer-birds are men. But now with music
and state the banquet of smoking dishes was served
up; and when the guests had a little done admiring
whence the bankrupt Timon could find means to furnish
so costly a feast, some doubting whether the scene
which they saw was real, as scarce trusting their
own eyes; at a signal given, the dishes were uncovered,
and Timon’s drift appeared: instead of
those varieties and far-fetched dainties which they
expected, that Timon’s epicurean table in past
times had so liberally presented, now appeared under
the covers of these dishes a preparation more suitable
to Timon’s poverty, nothing but a little smoke
and luke-warm water, fit feast for this knot of mouth-friends,
whose professions were indeed smoke, and their hearts
luke-warm and slippery as the water, with which Timon
welcomed his astonished guests, bidding them, “Uncover,
dogs, and lap;” and before they could recover
their surprise, sprinkling it in their faces, that
they might have enough, and throwing dishes and all
after them, who now ran huddling out, lords, ladies,
with their caps snatched up in haste, a splendid confusion,
Timon pursuing them, still calling them what they were,
“Smooth, smiling parasites, destroyers under
the mask of courtesy, affable wolves, meek bears,
fools of fortune, feast-friends, time-flies.”
They, crowding out to avoid him, left the house more
willingly than they had entered it; some losing their
gowns and caps, and some their jewels in the hurry,
all glad to escape out of the presence of such a mad
lord, and the ridicule of his mock banquet.
This was the last feast which ever Timon made, and
in it he took farewell of Athens and the society of
men; for, after that, he betook himself to the woods,
turning his back upon the hated city and upon all
mankind, wishing the walls of that detestable city
might sink, and the houses fall upon their owners,
wishing all plagues which infest humanity, war, outrage,
poverty, diseases, might fasten upon its inhabitants,
praying the just gods to confound all Athenians, both
young and old, high and low; so wishing, he went to
the woods, where he said he should find the unkindest
beast much kinder than those of his own species.
He stripped himself naked, that he might retain no
fashion of a man, and dug a cave to live in, and lived
solitary in the manner of a beast, eating the wild
roots, and drinking water, flying from the face of
his kind, and choosing rather to herd with wild beasts,
as more harmless and friendly than man.
What a change from lord Timon the rich, lord Timon
the delight of mankind, to Timon the naked, Timon
the manhater! Where were his flatterers now?
Where were his attendants and retinue? Would the
bleak air, that boisterous servitor, be his chamberlain,
to put his shirt on warm? Would those stiff trees,
that had outlived the eagle, turn young and airy pages
to him, to skip on his errands when he bade them?
Would the cool brook, when it was iced with winter,
administer to him his warm broths and caudles when
sick of an over-night’s surfeit? Or would
the creatures that lived in those wild woods, come
and lick his hand, and flatter him?