thanks. What not a word? Nay then you love
not the meat, and all the pains I have taken is to
no purpose.” He then ordered the servant
to take the dish away. Extreme hunger, which
had abated the pride of Katherine, made her say, though
angered to the heart, “I pray you, let it stand.”
But this was not all Petruchio intended to bring her
to, and he replied, “The poorest service is
repaid with thanks, and so shall mine before you touch
the meat.” On this Katherine brought out
a reluctant “I thank you, sir.” And
now he suffered her to make a slender meal, saying,
“Much good may it do your gentle heart, Kate;
eat apace! And now, my honey love, we will return
to your father’s house, and revel it as bravely
as the best, with silken coats and caps and golden
rings, with ruffs and scarfs and fans and double change
of finery;” and to make her believe he really
intended to give her these gay things, he called in
a taylor and a haberdasher, who brought some new clothes
he had ordered for her, and then giving her plate to
the servant to take away, before she had half satisfied
her hunger, he said, “What? have you dined?”
The haberdasher presented a cap, saying, “Here
is the cap your worship bespoke;” on which Petruchio
began to storm afresh, saying, the cap was moulded
in a porringer, and that it was no bigger than a cockle
or a walnut shell, desiring the haberdasher to take
it away and make a bigger. Katherine said, “I
will have this; all gentlewomen wear such caps as
these.” “When you are gentle,”
replied Petruchio, “you shall have one too, and
not till then.” The meat Katherine had
eaten had a little revived her fallen spirits, and
she said, “Why, sir, I trust I may have leave
to speak, and speak I will. I am no child, no
babe; your betters have endured to hear me say my
mind; and if you cannot, you had better stop you ears.”
Petruchio would not hear these angry words, for he
had happily discovered a better way of managing his
wife than keeping up a jangling argument with her;
therefore his answer was, “Why, you say true,
it is a paltry cap, and I love you for not liking it.”
“Love me, or love me not,” said Katherine,
“I like the cap, and I will have this cap or
none.” “You say you wish to see the
gown,” said Petruchio, still affecting to misunderstand
her. The taylor then came forward, and shewed
her a fine gown he had made for her. Petruchio,
whose intent was that she should have neither cap
nor gown, found as much fault with that. “O
mercy, Heaven!” said he, “what stuff is
here! What, do you call this a sleeve? it is
like a demy-cannon, carved up and down like an apple-tart.”
The taylor said, “You bid me make it according
to the fashion of the times;” and Katherine said
she never saw a better fashioned gown. This was
enough for Petruchio, and privately desiring these
people might be paid for their goods, and excuses
made to them for the seemingly strange treatment he
bestowed upon them, he with fierce words and furious
gestures drove the taylor and the haberdasher out