till then; and “a new farce is in rehearsal,”
is put up in the bills. Now, you’d like
to know the subject. The title is “Mr.
H.,” no more; how simple, how taking! A
great H. sprawling over the play-bill and attracting
eyes at every corner. The story is a coxcomb
appearing at Bath, vastly rich, all the ladies dying
for him, all bursting to know who he is; but he goes
by no other name than Mr. H.,—a curiosity
like that of the dames of Strasburg about the man with
the great nose. But I won’t tell you any
more about it. Yes, I will, but I can’t
give you an idea how I have done it. I’ll
just tell you that after much vehement admiration,
when his true name comes out, “Hogs-flesh,”
all the women shun him, avoid him, and not one can
be found to change their name for him,—that’s
the idea,—how flat it is here; [1] but
how whimsical in the farce! And only think how
hard upon me it is that the ship is despatched to-morrow,
and my triumph cannot be ascertained till the Wednesday
after; but all China will ring of it by and by.
N.B. (But this is a secret,) The Professor [2] has
got a tragedy coming out, with the young Roscius in
it, in January next, as we say,—January
last it will be with you; and though it is a profound
secret now, as all his affairs are, it cannot be much
of one by the time you read this. However, don’t
let it go any farther. I understand there are
dramatic exhibitions in China. One would not like
to be forestalled. Do you find in all this stuff
I have written anything like those feelings which
one should send my old adventuring friend, that is
gone to wander among Tartars, and may never come again?
I don’t, but your going away, and all about
you, is a threadbare topic. I have worn it out
with thinking, it has come to me when I have been dull
with anything, till my sadness has seemed more to
have come from it than to have introduced it.
I want you, you don’t know how much; but if I
had you here in my European garret, we should but
talk over such stuff as I have written, so—Those
“Tales from Shakspeare” are near coming
out, and Mary has begun a new work, Mr. Dawe is turned
author; he has been in such a way lately,—Dawe
the painter, I mean,—he sits and stands
about at Holcroft’s and says nothing, then sighs,
and leans his head on his hand. I took him to
be in love, but it seems he was only meditating a
work,—“The Life of Morland:”
the young man is not used to composition. Rickman
and Captain Burney are well; they assemble at my house
pretty regularly of a Wednesday, a new institution.
Like other great men, I have a public day,—cribbage
and pipes, with Phillips and noisy Martin Burney.