prospectus, renounceth forever, whimsically foisting
the intention in between the price of his book and
the proposed number of subscribers. (If I can,
I will get you a copy of his
handbill.) He has
tried his
vein in every species besides,—the
Spenserian, Thomsonian, Masonic, and Akensidish more
especially. The second volume is all criticism;
wherein he demonstrates to the entire satisfaction
of the literary world, in a way that must silence
all reply forever, that the pastoral was introduced
by Theocritus and polished by Virgil and Pope; that
Gray and Mason (who always hunt in couples in George’s
brain) have a good deal of poetical fire and true
lyric genius; that Cowley was ruined by excess of
wit (a warning to all moderns); that Charles Lloyd,
Charles Lamb, and William Wordsworth, in later days,
have struck the true chords of poesy. Oh, George,
George, with a head uniformly wrong and a heart uniformly
right, that I had power and might equal to my wishes;
then would I call the gentry of thy native island,
and they should come in troops, flocking at the sound
of thy prospectus-trumpet, and crowding who shall
be first to stand in thy list of subscribers!
I can only put twelve shillings into thy pocket (which,
I will answer for them, will not stick there long)
out of a pocket almost as bare as thine. Is it
not a pity so much fine writing should be erased?
But, to tell the truth, I began to scent that I was
getting into that sort of style which Longinus and
Dionysius Halicarnassus fitly call “the affected.”
C. L.
XXVI.
TO MANNING.
August 22, 1800.
Dear Manning,—You need not imagine any
apology necessary. Your fine hare and fine birds
(which just now are dangling by our kitchen blaze)
discourse most eloquent music in your justification.
You just nicked my palate; for, with all due decorum
and leave may it be spoken, my worship hath taken
physic to-day, and being low and puling, requireth
to be pampered. Fob! how beautiful and strong
those buttered onions come to my nose! For you
must know we extract a divine spirit of gravy from
those materials which, duly compounded with a consistence
of bread and cream (yclept bread-sauce), each to each
giving double grace, do mutually illustrate and set
off (as skilful gold-foils to rare jewels) your partridge,
pheasant, woodcock, snipe, teal, widgeon, and the other
lesser daughters of the ark. My friendship, struggling
with my carnal and fleshly prudence (which suggests
that a bird a man is the proper allotment in such
cases), yearneth sometimes to have thee here to pick
a wing or so. I question if your Norfolk sauces
match our London culinarie.