that open a new intercourse with the most despised
of the animal and insect race. I think this vein
may be further opened; Peter Pindar hath very prettily
apostrophized a fly; Burns hath his mouse and his
louse; Coleridge, less successfully, hath made overtures
of intimacy to a jackass,—therein only following
at unresembling distance Sterne and greater Cervantes.
Besides these, I know of no other examples of breaking
down the partition between us and our “poor
earth-born companions.” It is sometimes
revolting to be put in a track of feeling by other
people, not one’s own immediate thoughts, else
I would persuade you, if I could (I am in earnest),
to commence a series of these animal poems, which
might have a tendency to rescue some poor creatures
from the antipathy of mankind. Some thoughts come
across me: for instance, to a rat, to a toad,
to a cockchafer, to a mole,—people bake
moles alive by a slow oven-fire to cure consumption.
Rats are, indeed, the most despised and contemptible
parts of God’s earth, I killed a rat the other
day by punching him to pieces, and feel a weight of
blood upon me to this hour. Toads, you know, are
made to fly, and tumble down and crush all to pieces.
Cockchafers are old sport; then again to a worm, with
an apostrophe to anglers,—those patient
tyrants, meek inflictors of pangs intolerable, cool
devils; [1] to an owl; to all snakes, with an apology
for their poison; to a cat in boots or bladders.
Your own fancy, if it takes a fancy to these hints,
will suggest many more. A series of such poems,
suppose them accompanied with plates descriptive of
animal torments,—cooks roasting lobsters,
fishmongers crimping skates,
etc.,—would
take excessively, I will willingly enter into a partnership
in the plan with you; I think my heart and soul would
go with it too,—at least, give it a thought.
My plan is but this minute come into my head; but
it strikes me instantaneously as something new, good,
and useful, full of pleasure and full of moral.
If old Quarles and Wither could live again, we would
invite them into our firm. Burns hath done his
part.
Poor Sam Le Grice! I am afraid the world and
the camp and the university have spoiled him among
them. ’Tis certain he had at one time a
strong capacity of turning out something better.
I knew him, and that not long since, when he had a
most warm heart. I am ashamed of the indifference
I have sometimes felt towards him. I think the
devil is in one’s heart. I am under obligations
to that man for the warmest friendship and heartiest
sympathy, [2] even for an agony of sympathy expressed
both by word and deed, and tears for me when I was
in my greatest distress. But I have forgot that,—as,
I fear, he has nigh forgot the awful scenes which
were before his eyes when he served the office of a
comforter to me. No service was too mean or troublesome
for him to perform. I can’t think what
but the devil, “that old spider,” could
have suck’d my heart so dry of its sense of