According to an Ohio paper, a double child has been born to a couple named FINLEY, in Morrow county.  It is, so to speak, a double-ender, being provided with a supplementary head at the point where the feet are usually situated.  The child is a female-and a very curious amendment to the Sixteenth Amendment, since, should it arrive at woman’s estate, it will, of course, be entitled to a double vote.  How will it be should one end go Republican and the other Democratic?  To send a duplex woman into the world seems to be a very unnecessary freak of Nature, seeing that there is enough of duplicity in womankind already.

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Homoeopathic Politics.

THE CITIZENS’ ASSOCIATION, finding that their sands of life are nearly run out, are now advertising privately for some fresh candidates, who for a salary will undertake to cure the ring-worms of the body politic by their pimple prescription of substitution, or putting yourself in their place, which is a political modification of the law in homoeopathic medicine, similie similibus errantur, or in morals, “set a rogue to catch a rogue.”

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