in the sanctuary: every one longed to know how
his neighbour’s plot throve, and grudged not
to buy the knowledge by disclosing a little corner
of his own. Thus rendered communicative, their
colloquies would travel back into the past, and as
the veterans of intrigue fought their battles over
again, the most experienced would learn things that
made them open their eyes with amazement. “Ah!”
they would hear, “that is just where you were
mistaken. You had bought Eromenus, but so had
I, and old Nicephorus had outbid us both.”
“You deemed the dancer Anthusa a sure card,
and knew not of her secret infirmity, of which I had
been apprised by her waiting woman.” “Did
you really know nothing of that sliding panel?
And were you ignorant that whatever one says in the
blue chamber is heard in the green?” “Yes,
I thought so too, and I spent a mint of money before
finding out that the dog whose slaver that brazen impostor
Panurgiades pretended to sell me was no more mad than
he was.” After such rehearsals of future
dialogues by the banks of Styx, the fallen statesmen
were observed to appear exceedingly dejected, but
the stimulus had become necessary to their existence.
None gossiped so freely or disclosed so much as Photinius
and his predecessor Eustathius, whom he had himself
displaced—probably because Eustathius,
believing in nothing in heaven or earth but gold, and
labouring under an absolute privation of that metal,
was regarded even by himself as an extinct volcano.
“Well,” observed he one day, when discoursing
with Photinius is an unusually confidential mood,
“I am free to say that for my own part I don’t
think over much of poison. It has its advantages,
to be sure, but to my mind the disadvantages are even
more conspicuous.”
“For example?” inquired Photinius, who
had the best reason for confiding in the efficacy
of a drag administered with dexterity and discretion.
“Two people must be in the secret at least,
if not three,” replied Eustathius, “and
cooks, as a rule, are a class of persons entirely unfit
to be employed in affairs of State.”
“The Court physician,” suggested Photinius.
“Is only available,” answered Eustathius,
“in case his Majesty should send for him, which
is most improbable. If he ever did, poison, praised
be the Lord! would be totally unnecessary and entirely
superfluous.”
“My dear friend,” said Photinius, venturing
at this favourable moment on a question he had been
dying to ask ever since he had been an inmate of the
convent, “would you mind telling me in confidence,
did you ever administer any potion of a deleterious
nature to his Sacred Majesty?”
“Never!” protested Eustathius, with fervour.
“I tried once, to be sure, but it was no use.”
“What was the impediment?”
“The perverse opposition of the cupbearer.
It is idle attempting anything of the kind as long
as she is about the Emperor.”
“She!” exclaimed Photinius.