Thus it will be seen that BURNSIDE is the very man for the situation.  It may be asked, (there are cavillers who ask impertinent questions about everything,) what business BURNSIDE has to meddle with European affairs?  Pshaw!—­one might as well ask what business Colorado JEWETT has to meddle with everybody’s affairs, or GEORGE FRANCIS TRAIN, or PAUL PRY, or WIKOFF.  BURNSIDE against BISMARCK for diplomacy any time.  Probably he aims at the throne of France for himself, and having Providence (R.I.,) to back him, he may sit on it yet.

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What bad habit does a man contract when he falls into a way of praising everything and everybody?

He takes to laud’n’m.

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[Illustration:  ORPHEUS GREELEY, CHARMING WITH THE STRAINS OF THE REPUBLICAN LYRE THE CERBERUS, (O’BRIEN, MORRISSEY, AND FOX,) ON GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE DREAD ABODE OF THE JOHN REAL DEMOCRACY.]

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HIRAM GREEN AT THE BOSTON WOMAN’S CONVENTION.

Old Time Agitators again on their Muscle.—­Thanks to Henry Wilson.—­Advice to Charles Sumner.—­Left-Handers to Wendell Phillips.

    Oho! ye gods and little fishes,
      Beggars ’d ride, if hosses was wishes;
    Wimmen would have a millenium day,
      And all through the land the “deuce be to pay.”

The Masserchewsetts Woman’s Suffering Society pulled off their cote and vest and struck a beligerent attitood, at Bosting, a few days since.

Yes, sir!  I was there, and I still live to tell my tale.

E-x-z-a-ckt-ly!

As usual, on all such occasions, the women wore the bre-b-bifurcated garments, while the softer sex shone transparently, in silk, satins, and black and bloo spots.

Like jumpin’ jacks, they danced when the strong-minded pulled the strings, while their ears were pinned back and greased, ready to be swallered at a minnit’s warnin’.

JEWLEIR WARD HOW was chosen President, and S.E.  Sewell, ABBI KELLY FOSTIR, MARY E. SARGINT, the Rev. J. Freman Klark, LIDIA MARIAR CHILDE and Frank B. Sanborne, Vice Presidents.

THE REV.  HON.  JUDGE AGUSTY J. CHAPIN, ESQ., L.L.D., opened the dance with a prologue.

Mrs. How then rose and got up, and said: 

“Feller citizens:  We’ve got together, as usual, without any plan of operation, except to howl and make faces at the critter man, ontil he is ready to give up his liberties and endow us angelic beeins with the privilege of fillin’ up with benzine on eleckshun day; to vote and rool the destinies of the land.” (Cheers.)

“No woman who desires the ballit, shall desist from hen-peckin her husband, ontil, in his agony, he cries:  ’Peace! be still! there’s my harness, get into it.’”

Mrs. LIVERMOOR, H.B.  Blackwell, MARGARET CAMBELL, M. Fiske, and SARY E. WILKINS, committee on resolutions, reported the follerin: