He testified against all dues and cesses, against all customs and excises, taxes and burdens; against beer and ale and wines and tobacco; against mumming and peep-shows and dancing, and every sort of play; against Christmas and Easter and Pentecost and Hogmanay.  Then most nobly did he embark on theology.  He made short work of hell and shorter work of heaven.  He raved against idolaters of the Kirk and of the Bible, and against all preachers who, by his way of it, had perverted the Word.  As he went on, I began to fancy that Muckle John’s true place was with the Mussulmans, for he left not a stick of Christianity behind him.

Such blasphemy on the open hill-side had been shocking enough, but in that narrow room it was too horrid to be borne.  The minister stuck his fingers in his ears, and, advancing to the maniac, bade him be silent before God should blast him.  But what could his thin old voice do against Gib’s bellowing?  The mariner went on undisturbed, and gave the old man a blow with his foot which sent him staggering to the floor.

The thing had become too much for my temper.  I cried on the other men to help me, but none stirred, for Gib seemed to cast an unholy spell on ordinary folk.  But my anger and discomfort banished all fear, and I rushed at the prophet in a whirlwind.  He had no eyes for my coming till my head took him fairly in the middle, and drove the breath out of his chest.  That quieted his noise, and he turned on me with something like wholesome human wrath in his face.

Now, I was no match for this great being with my ungrown strength, but the lesson of my encounter with the dragoon was burned on my mind, and I was determined to keep out of grips with him.  I was light on my feet, and in our country bouts had often worsted a heavier antagonist by my quickness in movement.  So when Muckle John leaped to grab me, I darted under his arm, and he staggered half-way across the room.  The women scuttled into a corner, all but the besom Isobel, who made clutches at my coat.

Crying “The sword of the Lord and of Gideon,” Gib made a great lunge at me with his fist.  But the sword of Gideon missed its aim, and skinned its knuckles on the stone wall.  I saw now to my great comfort that the man was beside himself with fury, and was swinging his arms wildly like a flail.  Three or four times I avoided his rushes, noting with satisfaction that one of the countrymen had got hold of the shrieking Isobel.  Then my chance came, for as he lunged I struck from the side with all my force on his jaw.  I am left-handed, and the blow was unlocked for.  He staggered back a step, and I deftly tripped him up, so that he fell with a crash on the hard floor.

In a second I was on the top of him, shouting to the others to lend me a hand.  This they did at last, and so mazed was he with the fall, being a mighty heavy man, that he scarcely resisted.  “If you want a quiet night,” I cried, “we must silence this mountebank.”  With three leathern belts, one my own and two borrowed, we made fast his feet and arms, I stuffed a kerchief into his mouth, and bound his jaws with another, but not so tight as to hinder his breathing.  Then we rolled him into a corner where he lay peacefully making the sound of a milch cow chewing her cud.  I returned to my quarters by the minister’s side, and presently from utter weariness fell into an uneasy sleep.