Fran. Alas! what pity’s that!
Car. I offer’d much, lov’d much, but all in vain; Husband and Honour still was the reply.
Fran. Good lack! that she shou’d have no more Grace before her Eyes.
Car. But, Slave, behold these Mutes; that fatal Instrument of Death behold too, and in ’em read thy doom, if this coy Wife of yours be not made flexible to my Addresses.
Fran. O Heavens! I make her.
Car. No more, thy Fate is fix’d—and,
here attend, till he himself deliver his willing Wife
into my Arms; Bassa, attend, and see it be
perform’d— [To his Mutes, then
to Guz.
[Ex.
Car.
Guz. Go, one of you, and fetch the fair Slave hither.
[Ex. Turk.
Fran. I pimp for my own Wife! I hold the door to my own Flesh and Blood! monstrum horrendum!
Guz. Nay, do’t, and do’t handsomly too, not with a snivelling Countenance, as if you were compell’d to’t; but with the face of Authority, and the awful command of a Husband—or thou dyest.
Enter Turk and Julia.
Fran. My dear Julia, you are a Fool, my Love.
Jul. For what, dear Husband?
Fran. I say, a silly Fool, to refuse the Love of so great a Turk; why, what a Pox makes you so coy? [Angrily.
Jul. How! this from you, Francisco.
Fran. Now does my Heart begin to fail me; and yet I shall ne’er endure strangling neither; why, am not I your Lord and Master, hah?
Jul. Heavens! Husband, what wou’d you have me do?
Fran. Have you do;—why, I wou’d have ye—d’ye see—’twill not out; why, I wou’d have ye lie with the Sultan, Huswife; I wonder how the Devil you have the face to refuse him, so handsom, so young a Lover; come, come, let me hear no more of your Coyness, Mistress, for if I do, I shall be hang’d; [Aside. The Great Turk’s a most worthy Gentleman, and therefore I advise you to do as he advises you; and the Devil take ye both. [Aside.
Jul. This from my Husband, old Francisco! he advise me to part with my dear Honour.
Fran. Rather than part with his dear Life, I thank ye. [Aside.
Jul. Have you considered the Virtue of a Wife?
Fran. No, but I have considered the Neck of a Husband. [Aside.
Jul. Which Virtue, before I’ll lose, I’ll die a thousand Deaths.
Fran. So will not I one; a Pox of her Virtue,—these Women are always virtuous in a wrong place. [Aside. I say you shall be kind to the sweet Sultan.
Jul. And rob my Husband of his right!
Fran. Shaw, Exchange is no Robbery.