The Works of Aphra Behn, Volume III eBook

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The Works of Aphra Behn, Volume III eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 615 pages of information about The Works of Aphra Behn, Volume III.

Sir Tim.  Ha, ha, ha, I thought thou would’st have said at least—­had murder’d his Father, or ravish’d his Mother—­Break a Vow, quoth ye—­by Fortune, I have broke a thousand.

Bel.  Well said, my Boy!  A Man of Honour!  And will be ready whene’er the Devil calls for thee—­So—­ho—­more Wine, more Wine, and Dice.

Enter a Servant with Dice and Wine.

Come, Sir, let me—­
                       [Throws and loses.

Sir Tim.  What will you set me, Sir?

Bel.  Cater-tray—­a hundred Guineas—­oh, damn the Dice—­’tis mine—­come, a full Glass—­Damnation to my Uncle.

Sir Tim.  By Fortune, I’ll do thee reason—­give me the Glass, and, Sham, to thee—­Confusion to the musty Lord.

Bel.  So—­now I’m like my self, profanely wicked. 
A little room for Life—­but such a Life
As Hell it self shall wonder at—­I’ll have a care
To do no one good deed in the whole course on’t,
Lest that shou’d save my Soul in spite of Vow-breach. 
—­I will not die—­that Peace my Sins deserve not. 
I’ll live and let my Tyrant Uncle see
The sad effects of Perjury, and forc’d Marriage. 
—­Surely the Pow’rs above envy’d my Bliss;
Marrying Celinda, I had been an Angel,
So truly blest, and good. [Weeps.

Sir Tim.  Why, how now, Frank—­by Fortune, the Rogue is Maudlin—­So, ho, ho, so ho.

Bel.  The matter?

Sir Tim.  Oh, art awake—­What a Devil ail’st thou, Frank?

Bel.  A Wench, or any thing—­come, let’s drink a round.

Sham.  They’re come as wisht for.

    Enter Flauntit, Driver, Doll and Jenny mask’d.

Bel.  Oh, damn ’em!  What shall I do?  Yet it would look like Virtue to avoid ’em.  No, I must venture on—­Ladies, y’are welcome.

Sir Tim.  How, the Women?—­Hold, hold, Bellmour, let me choose too—­
Come, come, unmask, and shew your pretty Faces.

Flaunt.  How, Sir Timothy!  What Devil ow’d me a spite. [Aside.

Sir Tim.  Come, unmask, I say:  a willing Wench would have shew’d all in half this time.

Flaunt.  Wou’d she so, Impudence!
                            [Pulls off her Mask.

Sir Tim.  How, my Betty!

Flaunt.  This is the Trade you drive, you eternal Fop, when I sit at home expecting you Night after Night.

Sir Tim.  Nay, dear Betty!

Flaunt.  ’Tis here you spend that which shou’d buy me Points and Petticoats, whilst I go like no body’s Mistress; I’d as live be your Wife at this rate, so I had:  and I’m in no small danger of getting the foul Disease by your Leudness.

Sir Tim.  Victorious Betty, be merciful, and do not ruin my Reputation amongst my Friends.

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