Sir Feeb. Ay, that’s true, that’s true; come truss again, Francis, truss again—yet now I think on’t, Francis, prithee run thee to the Hall, and tell ’em ’tis my Wedding-night, d’ye see, Francis; and let some body give my Voice for—
Bel. What, Sir?
Sir Feeb. Adod, I cannot tell; up in Arms,
say you! why, let ’em fight
Dog, fight Bear; mun, I’ll to Bed—go—
Let. And shall his Majesty’s Service and his Safety lie unregarded for a slight Woman, Sir?
Sir Feeb. Hum, his Majesty!—come, haste, Francis, I’ll away, and call Ralph, and the Footmen, and bid ’em arm; each Man shoulder his Musket, and advance his Pike—and bring my Artillery Implements quick—and let’s away: Pupsey—b’u’y, Pupsey, I’ll bring it a fine thing yet before Morning, it may be—let’s away: I shall grow fond, and forget the business of the Nation—Come, follow me, Francis.—
[Exit Sir Feeble, Bellmour runs to Leticia.
Bel. Now, my Leticia, if thou e’er didst Love, If ever thou design’st to make me blest—Without delay fly this adulterous Bed.
Sir Feeb. Why, Francis, where are
you, Knave?
[Sir
Feeb_. within_.
Bel. I must be gone, lest he suspect us—I’ll lose him, and return to thee immediately—get thy self ready.—
Let. I will not fail, my Love.
[Exit Bellmour.
Old Man forgive me—thou the Aggressor art, Who rudely forc’d the Hand without the Heart. She cannot from the Paths of Honour rove, Whose Guide’s Religion, and whose End is Love.
[Exit.
SCENE III. Changes to a Wash-house, or Out-House.
Enter with a Dark-lanthorn
Bredwel disguis’d like a Devil,
leading Gayman.
Bred. Stay here till I give notice of
your coming.
[Exit
Bredwel, leaves his Dark-Lanthorn.
Gay. Kind Light, a little of your aid—now must I be peeping, though my Curiosity should lose me all—hah—Zouns, what here—a Hovel or a Hog-sty? hum, see the Wickedness of Man, that I should find no time to swear in, but just when I’m in the Devil’s Clutches.
Enter Pert, as an old Woman, with a Staff.
Old W. Good Even to you, fair Sir.
Gay. Ha—defend me; if this be she, I must rival the Devil, that’s certain.
Old W. Come, young Gentleman, dare not you venture?
Gay. He must be as hot as Vesuvius that does—I shall never earn my Morning’s Present.
Old W. What, do you fear a longing Woman, Sir?
Gay. The Devil I do—this is a damn’d Preparation to Love.
Old W. Why stand you gazing, Sir? A Woman’s Passion is like the Tide, it stays for no man when the hour is come—