THE INDIAN QUESTION.
[AS VIEWED IN THE WEST.]
This is our business,
understand!
You Eastern folks, with tempers
bland
All get your views at second-hand.
We are the ones that take
the brunt
Of every lively Indian-hunt,
So don’t be angry if
we’re blunt.
If any body’s scalped
it’s us!
So we’ve a well-earned
right to cuss,
And you’ve no
right to make a fuss.
Talk as you please about their
“rights;”
That don’t include their
coming nights,
And cutting out our lungs
and lights.
You get your wife and children
shot!
(Here it might happen, like
us not,)
You’ll make your mind
up on the spot.
“Humanity” ’s
played out for you!
You’ve got some active
work to do;
No doubt you’ll see
it well put through.
Until you’ve settled
that small bill,
(As honorable debtors will,)
We fancy you will not keep
still.
You will admit the tender
plea
Of “broken faith;”
but when you see
Your Red Skin, you won’t
let him be!
Just so with us. We don’t
go back
Of our affair!
We were not slack
In justice to this Devil’s
pack!
They settle with the wrong
concern;
And as they never, never’ll
learn,
We shoot ’em, and don’t
care a dern!
* * * * * [Illustration: EDITORIAL WASHING-DAY IN NEW-YORK.]
EDITORIAL WASHING-DAY.
Observe PUNCHINELLO’S Cartoon, in which you shall behold the editorial laundresses of New-York city having a washy time of it all around. There is a, shriek of objurgation in the air, and a flutter of soiled linen on the breeze. Granny MARBLE, to the extreme left of the picture, clenches her fists over the pungent suds, and looks fight at Granny JONES, of the Times. The beaming phiz of Granny GREELEY looms up between the two, like the sun in a fog. But the real Sun in a fog is to be seen to the extreme right. There you behold Granny DANA, shaking her “brawny bunch of fives” in the face of Granny YOUNG, whose manner of wringing out the linen, you will observe, is up to the highest Standard of that branch of art. Further away, Granny TILTON flutters her linen with spiteful flourish, nettled by the vituperation of Granny HASTINGS, who hangs up her Commercial clothes on the line. The tableau is an instructive one; and it is to be hoped that all the U-Lye soaps used by the washerwomen is used up by this time, and that they will replace it with some having a sweeter perfume.
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BOOK NOTICES.
MRS. JERNINGHAM’S JOURNAL. New-York: Charles Scribner & Company.
A very cleverly-written narrative, in smooth verse, detailing the experience of a bride who took to flirting early in her matrimonial career, but was saved from coming to grief by the decisive action of a stern husband. The book contains a capital lesson for the Girl of the Period, whose follies are satirized in it with a sharp pen.