been fishing. But the taking of those trout with
our hands was quite another matter. So, rolling
our pants up above our knees (there was no use of
talking about shoes and stockings; such luxuries were
not within the range of indulgence to boys of our
age in those days, save in the frosts and snows of
winter, and stubbed toes, stone bruises, and thorns
in the feet, come floating along down from the long
past, like shadows of darkness on the current of memory.
By the way, will some rich man, who was reared in
the country in the good old times when boys went barefooted
in the summer months, when chapped feet, stone bruises,
stubbed toes, and thorns that pierced and festered
in their
soles were the great ills that ’darkened
deepest around human destiny,’ solve for me
a problem of the human mind? Will he tell me
whether, in his after life, when he was the owner of
broad acres, fine houses, piles of stocks in paying
corporations, and huge deposits in solvent banks,
he ever felt richer or prouder when counting his gains,
and contemplating the aggregate of his wealth, than
he did when he pulled on his first pair of boots?)
So, as I said, we rolled up our pants, and waded in
for the trout. We caught a beautiful string of
twenty or more, took them home, dressed them nicely,
and sat them carefully away in the cool cellar.
We had a notion that the greatness of the prize would
wipe away the offence by which it was secured, and
that the delicious breakfast they would afford, would
be received as a sufficient atonement for the sin
of having taken them on a Sunday. But we were
never more mistaken in our lives. My father went
into the cellar for some purpose in the evening, after
his return from meeting, and discovered the trout.
An inquiry was instituted, our dereliction was exposed,
and we were promised a flogging. Now that was
a promise, which, while it was rarely made, was never
broken. When my father in his calm, quiet way,
made up his mind and so expressed it, that he owed
one of his boys a flogging, it became, as it were,
a debt of honor, what, in modern parlance, would be
termed a confidential debt, and he to whom it was
acknowledged to be due, became a prefered creditor,
and was sure to be paid.
“Well, the trout were eaten for breakfast, and
after the meal was over, my brother and myself were
duly paid off, at a hundred cents on the dollar, with
full interest. That flogging cured me of ‘tickling’
trout, especially on Sunday. I am never tempted
to take trout with my hands, without feeling a tickling
sensation about the back; and though old recollections
of the long past, of that pleasant stream and the
gorge through which it flowed, with the side hill covered
with old forests above it, and the green fields spread
out on the other side, of the home of my boyhood,
the old log-house, the cattle, the sheep, the old
watch-dog, and the thousand other things around which
memory loves to linger, come clustering around my
heart, yet conspicuous among them all, is the flogging
I got for ‘tickling’ trout on a Sunday.”