A Voyage to the Moon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 248 pages of information about A Voyage to the Moon.

A Voyage to the Moon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 248 pages of information about A Voyage to the Moon.

“You do me great honour, learned sir,” said Dridrano.  “Surely it would be very unbecoming, in one of my age and standing, to set up a theory in opposition to yours, but it would be yet more discreditable to be a plagiarist; and, with all due respect for your superior wisdom, it does seem to my feeble intellect, that no two theories can be more different.  You use several remedies for one disease:  I admit several diseases, and use one remedy.”

“And does not darkness remind us of light,” replied Shuro, “by the contrast? heat of cold—­north of south?”

“Gentlemen,” then said Shakrack, who had been walking to and fro, during the preceding controversy, “as you seem to agree so ill with each other, I trust you will unite in adopting my course.  Let us begin with this cordial; we will then vary the stimulus, if necessary, by means of the elixir, and you will see the salutary effects immediately.  A loss of blood would still farther increase the debility of the patient; and I appeal to your candour, Dr. Shuro, whether you ever practised venesection in such a case?”

“In such a case? ay, in what you would call much worse.  I was not long since called in to a man in a dropsy.  I opened a vein.  He seemed from that moment to feel relief; and he so far recovered, that after a short time I bled him again.  I returned the next day, and had I arrived half an hour sooner, I should have bled him a third time, and in all human probability have saved his life.”

“If you had stimulated him, you might have had an opportunity of making your favourite experiment a little oftener,” said Shakrack.

“You are facetious, sir; I imagine you have been using your own panacea somewhat too freely to-day.”

“Not so,” said his opponent, angrily; “but if you are not more guarded in your expressions, I shall make use of yours, in a way you won’t like.”

Upon which they proceeded to blows, Dridrano all the while bellowing, “I beg, my worthy seniors, for the honour of science, that you will forbear!”

The noise of the dispute had waked the patient, who, learning the cause of the disturbance, calmly begged they would give themselves no concern about him, but let him die in peace.  The domestics, who had been for some time listening to the dispute, on hearing the scuffle, ran in and parted the angry combatants, who, like an abscess just lanced, were giving vent to all the malignant humours that had been so long silently gathering.

In the mean while, the smooth and considerate Dr. Dridrano stept into the sick room, with the view of offering an apology for the unmannerly conduct of his brethren, and of tendering his single services, as the other sages of the healing art could not agree in the course to be pursued; when he found that the patient, profiting by the simple remedies of the Brahmin, and an hour’s rest, had been so much refreshed, that he considered himself out of danger, and that he had no need of medical assistance; or, at any rate, he was unwilling to follow the prescriptions of one physician, which another, if not two others, unhesitatingly condemned.  Each one then received his fee, and hurried home, to publish his own statement of the case in a pamphlet.

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
A Voyage to the Moon from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.