I thought he was hardly sorry for the accident, as
it afforded him an occasion of showing how ingeniously
he kindled a fire. He had an electric machine
brought to him, by means of which he set fire to a
few grains of gunpowder; this lighted some tinder,
which again ignited spirits, whose blaze reached the
lower extremity of his lamp. Taking the precaution
of keeping the stove open this time, the air was again
exhausted at the farther end of the pipe, and in a
little time the flame was seen to ascend even to the
air-pump, and to scorch the parts made of wood; whereupon
I saw a glow of triumph on his face, which amply compensated
him for his wound and vexation. There was a grand
machine for roasting, that carried the fire round the
meat, the juices of which, he said, by a rotary motion,
would be thrown to the surface, and either evaporate
or be deteriorated. Here was also his digestor,
for making soup of rams’ horns, which he assured
me contained a good deal of nourishment, and the only
difficulty was in extracting it. He next showed
us his smoke-retractor, which received the smoke near
the top of the chimney, and brought it down to be burnt
over again, by which he computed that he saved five
cords and a half of wood in a year. The fire
which dressed his victuals, pumped up, by means of
a steam engine, water for the kitchen turned one or
more spits, as well as two or three mills for grinding
pepper, salt, &c.; and then, by a spindle through
the wall, worked a churn in the dairy, and cleaned
the knives: the forks, indeed, were still cleaned
by hand; but he said he did not despair of effecting
this operation in time, by machinery. I mentioned
to him our contrivance of silver forks, to lessen this
labour; but he coldly remarked, that he imagined science
was in its infancy with us.
He informed us that he had been ten years in completing
this ingenious machine; and certainly, when it was
in full operation, I never saw exultation and delight
so strongly depicted in any human face. The various
sounds and sights, that met the ear and eye, in rapid
succession, still farther worked on his feelings, and
heightened his raptures. There was such a simmering,
and hissing, and bubbling of boiled, and broiled,
and fried—such a whirling, and jerking,
and creaking of wheels, and cranks, and pistons—such
clouds of steam, and vapours, and even smoke, notwithstanding
all of the latter that was burnt,—that
I almost thought myself in some great manufactory.
After having suffered as much as we could well bear,
from the heat and confined air of this laboratory
of eatables, and passed the proper number of compliments
on the skill and ingenuity they displayed, we ascended
to his hall, to partake of that feast, to prepare which
we had seen all the elements and the mechanical powers
called into action. There were a few of his city
acquaintances present, besides ourselves: but
whether it was owing to the effect of the steam from
the dishes on our stomachs, or that this scientific
cookery was not suited to our unpractised palates,
I know not, but we all made an indifferent repast,
except our host, who tasted every dish, and seemed
to relish them all.