[Johnny Crackle Sings] is the sometimes ironic story of a pop singer who, on the verge of success, gives up his career….

What Cohen seems to be attempting is the novel as a kind of catch-all. "Our minds," says a voice in the novel, "are green garbage bags." "Right on," says the reader.

The work consists of a number of fragments—some meaningful, some not—about and by the singer himself and some of those around him. The trouble is that there's no sense that those in whose heads and lives we're permitted to wander are interesting or matter to anyone including their author. (I have a bourgeois hang-up with the idea that characters should at least seem to matter to their authors.)

Most of the novel's fragments, like all of its people, are tedious. There are a number of one-liners [as well as aphorisms and lengthy sections...